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Kendra Sparkles
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The Narrative Arc

·Sep 23

My College Roommate Hated My Guts

They weren’t green enough for her — I waited anxiously for its arrival for weeks, checking the mailbox fifty times a day and borderline-stalking the mail carrier. When it came, I ripped the envelope hungrily and devoured its contents right there in my parents' driveway. I knew this letter had the power to alter the course of…

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My College Roommate Hated My Guts
My College Roommate Hated My Guts
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Petness

·Sep 17

My Dog Was Never a Pet and Now She’s Gone

Remembering our “not a pet” German shepherd — When tragedy strikes in my life, my typical response is similar to that of an injured animal. I retreat to a quiet place, nurse my wounds in private, then resurface when I feel somewhat healed. I’ve tried with this one, really, I have. But I’m afraid the only way to…

Pets

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My Dog Was Never a Pet and Now She’s Gone
My Dog Was Never a Pet and Now She’s Gone
Pets

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The Narrative Arc

·Sep 10

A Really, Really, Ridiculously Good-Looking Guy Wanted to Date Me

Don’t worry, I put a stop to it — Shortly before the beginning of my freshman year of college, I broke up with my high school sweetheart. I wanted to allow myself the whole “college experience” without being tied down. …

Nonfiction

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A Really, Really, Ridiculously Good-Looking Guy Wanted to Date Me
A Really, Really, Ridiculously Good-Looking Guy Wanted to Date Me
Nonfiction

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The Narrative Arc

·Sep 4

My Husband Doesn’t Know He Was the Third Man to Propose to Me

I don’t plan on telling him — “Kendra, I have something I need to ask you.” Shitshitshit. Don’t get down on one knee. Don’t get down on one knee. Shit, he’s down on one knee. As the four-word question spilled from John’s mouth, I imagined myself kicking him in the crotch with each syllable. “Get up, you’re…

Relationships

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My Husband Doesn’t Know He Was the Third Man to Propose to Me
My Husband Doesn’t Know He Was the Third Man to Propose to Me
Relationships

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Aug 30

Some Clarity After a Period of Darkness

After weeks of pain, I feel stronger physically and mentally — Having an intense headache for multiple weeks does something to a person. Every time I had to pry my eyes open with my fingers because they’d glued themselves shut from pain, I wondered how people with chronic illnesses cope. Just knowing my extreme discomfort had to eventually end brought me…

Parenting

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Some Clarity After a Period of Darkness
Some Clarity After a Period of Darkness
Parenting

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Aug 25

Suburbia Is Where My Creativity Goes to Die

And my beloved dog, apparently — I took my daughters to the zoo yesterday— something I would have never done if my husband wasn’t across the country for work. He can’t step foot in a zoo. He thinks they are cruel. …

Parenting

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Suburbia Is Where My Creativity Goes to Die
Suburbia Is Where My Creativity Goes to Die
Parenting

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Sweary Mommy

·Aug 21

Only Seventeen More Years Until My Migraine Is Gone

In roughly 6,205 days, I’ll be good as new — After seven days of an excruciating and relentless headache, I decided to go see a neurologist. Well no, actually I went to urgent care, they noted that my pupils were different sizes, didn’t believe me that this is normal due to all the eye surgeries I’ve had, freaked out, convinced…

Parenting

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Only Seventeen More Years Until My Migraine Is Gone
Only Seventeen More Years Until My Migraine Is Gone
Parenting

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The Narrative Arc

·Aug 17

Muck Boots, Midterms, and a Missing Dog in a Bow Tie

The day my life changed forever — It was going to be one of those days. I knew it before my feet hit the cold wooden floor. If I were less ambitious I could have just spent my Saturday morning binge-watching The Real Housewives of Orange County like a civilized adult, but Monday was my Ultrasound Physics…

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Muck Boots, Midterms, and a Missing Dog in a Bow Tie
Muck Boots, Midterms, and a Missing Dog in a Bow Tie
Nonfiction

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Bouncin’ and Behavin’ Blogs

·Aug 14

Mom Got a Job Working For Medium Just to Taunt Me

It’s the only explanation for this Medium feature — Dear Mom, Yes, I’m on to you. I know you were the one who used my referral link to find a way to get me that extra $2.18 a month. It’s sweet, really — or it was until you started single clapping my articles. I got over it though. My…

Humor

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Mom Got a Job Working For Medium Just to Taunt Me
Mom Got a Job Working For Medium Just to Taunt Me
Humor

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Sweary Mommy

·Aug 11

My Toddler Talked Crap at Her Preschool Interview

Then went Kung Fu Panda on the program director — My oldest daughter will be a threenager in a few short months and I’ve decided to enroll her in a pre-preschool program for a few hours twice a week. I tell everyone it’s because she’s wildly intelligent and needs more of a challenge. That’s half of it. If I’m being…

Parenting

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My Toddler Talked Crap at Her Preschool Interview
My Toddler Talked Crap at Her Preschool Interview
Parenting

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Kendra Sparkles

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Busy mom taking life one diaper blowout at a time. 3x top writer. Editor for MuddyUm

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