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…re hoarding for an Aldi cart. Because nothing’s more pitiful than panhandling for your Aldi change. Which is why Pity City’s Aldi requires 43 quarters. Shopping or laundry. Pick.
Andrew Rodwin
Kendra Sparkles
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