Same. Don’t even think of needing a diaper change until I’m caffeinated, tiny human.

… parent juggling numerous kids’ activities, I can’t function without a piping hot go juice in hand. I tell my children not to look, speak, or otherwise communicate with me until I’ve finished at least several large mugfuls. They then take turns reading an “abnormal psychology” textbook and staring at me. Strange.
A Joyous Celebration of My Favorite Bean
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Same. Don’t even think of needing a diaper change until I’m caffeinated, tiny human.
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