😂😂this is spot on. I love it. You’ve got me laughing my butt off.
My husband came up to me yesterday and said my daughter wanted an apple. I told him he could give her one (because he asks permission before giving her food even though I remind him it’s his child too and he can feed her). He hesitated and said he would rather I do it. I was in the middle of changing my other daughters diaper so I told him to please give her a damn apple. He walked out of the room then came back a minute later and said “ok, don’t be mad but I can’t give it to her. How do you peel an apple?”