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Around 3 a.m., someone will fall down the treehouse ladder, lurch across the lawn cursing, and land in the goldfish pond. Looking at the bright side, that’s one less person to compete with for bathtub time in the morning.
Michelle Teheux
Kendra Sparkles
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